Here's a dream situation for you!

I posted this before but it deserves an encore. I wouldn't even mind scars from the chains and spurs, lady, lay down, put those heavy things on my shoulders and see what you get!

photoshop ?

who doesn't know a thing about Photoshop, and it tickled my fancy enough that I couldn't care less. The lighting looks convincing to me. Hey! Should I sue him?
I love the picture.